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I feel like this is the “C’s get degrees.” Kind of logic. I like it.
I just want to know what the bare minimum is.
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Since I let a roommate have TWO jars of olives, does that mean I get to go to super heaven?
I honestly think this is the worst nightmare for many faithful.
Popping your cherry in an angel orgy is nothing to complain about
Hell version:
“You’ve indulged in every sin conceivable while living life to the fullest, straight to Hell for you!”
“You coughed without covering your mouth once, straight to Hell for you!”
????
Brad….you murdered a lot of people …..but you asked for forgiveness……Welcome to heaven !
Jesus also shared a jar of olives. He gets us.
This is (unfortunately) all too true. Jesus has a parable for this moment exactly, where labourers hired at the 11th hour get paid the same as those hired at the beginning of the day. To me, this is one of the most important tenets of my faith, but to many Christians, they are so quick to judge because they resent someone who lived a “worse” life being saved. If you can not rejoice for someone who was saved, and think you’re “sacrificing” a real life to “get into” heaven, you’re doing it wrong.
>“The older brother became angry and refused to go in. So his father went out and pleaded with him. But he answered his father, ‘Look! All these years I’ve been slaving for you and never disobeyed your orders. Yet you never gave me even a young goat so I could celebrate with my friends. But when this son of yours who has squandered your property with prostitutes comes home, you kill the fattened calf for him!’
>“‘My son,’ the father said, ‘you are always with me, and everything I have is yours. But we had to celebrate and be glad, because this brother of yours was dead and is alive again; he was lost and is found.’”
Parable of the Prodigal Son, Luke 15:28-15:32, NIV
>Al gets sent to hell for the sin of envy
Fwiw what the actual Bible teaches is that paradise is a kingdom on earth, usually understood as a new/recreated earth.
Sin damages us, and that’s why it’s bad. Without Christ, everyone was going to stop existing, but though His death and resurrection everyone gets to live forever. People who choose to keep doing whatever they want continue to damage themselves and this becomes hell for them. People who choose to live God’s way are able to stop damaging themselves and enjoy the Good He initially intended.
So, the amount to which you’ve damaged yourself inhibits the amount to which you can enjoy the good. Everyone gets the same good, but those who are less damaged have the capability to enjoy it more. That’s the ‘reward’ for living a ‘pious’ life.
To be fair it was a jar of pickled olives, so it wasn’t that easy
Oh, Mr Hitler, nice to see you. You re-canted all your sins just before your death. Welcome to heaven. And don’t worry, the Jews have their own section.
This is exactly what the parable of the laborers in the vineyard is describing.
There is a joke in here somewhere about gatekeeping heaven.
He agreed to pay the normal daily wage and sent them out to work. “At nine o’clock in the morning he was passing through the marketplace and saw some people standing around doing nothing. So he hired them, telling them he would pay them whatever was right at the end of the day. So they went to work in the vineyard. At noon and again at three o’clock he did the same thing. “At five o’clock that afternoon he was in town again and saw some more people standing around. He asked them, ‘Why haven’t you been working today?’ “They replied, ‘Because no one hired us.’ “The landowner told them, ‘Then go out and join the others in my vineyard.’ When those hired at five o’clock were paid, each received a full day’s wage. When those hired first came to get their pay, they assumed they would receive more. But they, too, were paid a day’s wage. When they received their pay, they protested to the owner, ‘Those people worked only one hour, and yet you’ve paid them just as much as you paid us who worked all day in the scorching heat.’ “He answered one of them, ‘Friend, I haven’t been unfair! Didn’t you agree to work all day for the usual wage? Take your money and go. I wanted to pay this last worker the same as you. Is it against the law for me to do what I want with my money? Should you be jealous because I am kind to others?’ “So those who are last now will be first then, and those who are first will be last.”
Matthew 20:2-7
why are people seem perfectly fine until they compare themselves with others.
In church, to combat hatred, we are often asked by pastors “is there anyone you would be angry to see in heaven with you?”
Now that’s a forgiving god… looking for any excuse at all to not give people eternal torture.
Jesus tells a parable about this..
Brad, we’ll never forget your sacrifice!
Let’s just hope that this is how it works, and not like in The Good Place.
[“Looks like heaven’s easier to get into than Arizona State!”](https://comb.io/ZL9hlQ)
In the Bible says that you will have a place on the paradise proportional for how lawful you were for God’s will. So, if the bald guy was really that good, he will be in the same place as the beard man, but he will have more “things” than the beard man bc he deserves more. We dont know what are these things, but God has something for the ones that lived in earth like he wanted and writed. I dont know the exact terms in english, so i tried to explain in usual terms.
Edit: Another redditor in this comment provided us with this link with some references to what im saying: https://reformedbooksonline.com/topics/topics-by-subject/the-judgment/bible-verses-on-rewards-in-heaven/