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I shat my pants in school I waited for 3 hours cuz I was too embarresed to move . Everybody figured it out idk what to do now, what should I do abt tommrow should I go or not go?
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just keep shitting your pants till it starts a trend and everyone does it
How do you even realistically shit your pants and decide to marinate in the stench for a solid 3 hours? Truly a skill issue, tuff.
nobody’s gonna forget that????
You’ve been demoted to diapers now
are you the guy from my physics class????
Leave and never comeback
Leave the country
Unshit them
okay, no one is going to forget that shit.
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Man shit happens
Go back tomorrow and shit harder to assert dominance
its all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.
Idk if this is a meme but this actually happened to me once.
I can already hear people typing post titles like “Someone in my class shat himself today lol”
Lie and say u have a medical condition that makes it uncontrollable
The second I felt the shart I would’ve gone to the bathroom and taken off my underwear and disposed of them tff??
Bro will never win any argument in his school again ????????
its a core memory and not just for you lol
Throw it at the teacher
Move schools
Blud just wear a diaper
Maybe you can play it like you have some terrible illness like Crohn’s, and you’re the real victim here.
Look into bowel disorders or something so you can get a good story together – something that can clear up over time, ex. bowel obstruction, yadda yadda.
Put on a really sad, defeated and embarrassed face like you’re a worn-out cancer patient or something (but DO NOT pretend you have cancer).
Act all ashamed of your disease until people start showing you sympathy, telling you “it’s not your fault,” “it’s not that bad,” etc.
Begin to show genuine appreciation for their kindness, like they’re making you feel less ashamed.
Wait a few weeks and slowly get better.
Become inspiration.
????
Profit.
See also: The Act on Hulu
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oof
move continents
How do u even have the need to shit at school
Like do u not go before leaving ur house??
how does that shit even happen (literally)
Call Ed and say Hoover Max Extract Pressure-Pro, model sixty
For all the people who accidentally shit their pants
Here are some steps to help go unnoticed
First go to the toilet and shit the rest this will give you some cover
Second try to wipe as much as you can from the underpants
Third put some toilet paper in the underpants for comfort
Fourth go to your home
As a kid it helped me
And the knowledge I’ve erned should be shared with you
Fellow shitters