How to make sure the guy in my room doesn't stop jerking off in bed?
So, i (spider, 3months) live on the wall of a bedroom shared by a 14m and 16m. The 14 year old male always jerks off and throws his cum-soaked underwear behind the bed. This attracts all of the bugs and fleas that I eat to survive. If he starts to jerk it in the toilet, i can't eat. What do I do?
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How to make sure the guy in my room doesn't stop jerking off in bed?View Reddit by TheMiningCow - View Source
Why didn’t you put an NSFW tag on your post? Great. I fucking cummed. Because of what you posted. Do you think it’s cool to make me cum in front of my family? Do you get joy out of it? My cum filled my underwear and is dripping down my leg. All because of you. I’m at my wife’s funeral right now and I cummed all over her coffin. My great grandpa looked at this post and cummed so hard he died! Now I have to got to two funerals, all because of you. My great grandma slapped me in the face, which made me cum even more! I’m sitting in a pool of my own cum with two dead people in this room, just because you had to post this.
I’m killing myself because I had to read this
Seduce him on his bed ????????
Bro I’m crying
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If you have family, friend or any hausemates you could ask them to move to the toilet and make a cobweb somewhere.
Everytime he would try cumming they would climb toilet and stay on the far-back of the seat (but he needs to see them!) This way he would be afriad of a spider crawling up his butthole.
Here are 2 strong arguments why they should live in the bathroom:
– there are silverfish at night
– you can offer them 27% cut of bugs you catch (more/less)
If you haven’t got anyone you can just go to the toilet yourself everytime he is sus and then do it yourself.
Hope it helps my fellow spider
DON’T MAKE THIS A COPYPASTA
Not another one
Why is there always lore behind all these shenanigans
No don’t make him stop, it’s free food. (I am a cockroach)
Whats with all the posts abt jerking off i swear its more than usual ????
snag it back to behind the bed
Personally i’d talk to a lawyer. Have you tried calling Saul ? I’m sure he’ll be happy to help you
Just tell him to stop, he would feel so embarrassed cz f told her that and he would automatically stop
Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW
What are you even doing on this sub?
The plot thickens
THE UNIVERSE
Nahhhh not the spider’s POV schlawg ????????????
fuckin amazing posts guys. keep up the good work
Crawl into his penis ????️
Find another way to attract bugs
what is going on with all these post?
Just stop with these posts. I honestly think that people that post this kind of stuff are 40 year olds posing as teens
r/CumCinematicUniverse
Throw him out the window
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